Note: Please do not be mad.
Lincoln (duh. he's the main character)
In the "EPIZ ROOM"
If you're wondering why he's noscoping, MLG. If you're wondering why he's blowing people up, Flakboy. If you're wondering why he's going poo poos and pee pees in the bathroom... WAIT WHAT?!
Sweet but cold, she sleeps in her Fridge! Eventually you better beware when you see her being pushed by someone... SHE'S FROZEN!