This is the transcript of the pilot
[BACKDROP OF JUSTIN’S HOUSE, CUTS TO JUSTIN IN HIS ROOM TALKING TO FRANK]
Justin (to Frank): Hey, dude! Ever wonder if people film my daily adventures?
Frank: No, not really. Do they?
Justin: Yep! Have you noticed the security cameras at school?
Frank: Yeah. What about them? Do they FILM US???
Justin: Yep. But don’t worry. It’s not like they put it on BloopTube or on TV or anything!
Frank: Hmm, true. Wait! That gives me an idea!
Justin: You’re going to get rid of the security cameras?
Frank: What? No way! I meant we’re going to make our own show! I will film you, and you will go on your daily adventures!
Justin (unenthusiastically): Yay. A reality show.
Any other ideas?
Frank: We can set up hidden cameras around the house and use the security cameras at school to film all of us!
Justin: That is the BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!!!!!!! And it’s not a reality show at all!
Frank: Yeah, but who’s filming us now?
Justin: Bruh. I got a hidden camera right here! (points to camera)
[FRANK AND JUSTIN SET UP CAMERAS; MONTAGE LASTING 1 MINUTE]
Justin (exhausted): Whew. All that hard work paid off! Let’s go get tacos or something.
[SCENE CUTS TO EL MUSTACHIO’S TACOS]
Justin (startled): Sam? The biggest, meanest, SCARIEST bully ever! (to Frank) Uh oh, CODE RED!!! (runs away screaming, runs into wall) Ugh! How did THAT get there?
Justin (acting all tough): WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!?
Frank: I don’t like what you said to him, either!
Sam: (gulps) I DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
[SCENE CUTS BACK TO JUSTIN’S HOUSE]
Frank: Wow. When you said everywhere, you meant EVERYWHERE! Did you catch that “fight”?
Justin: Yep! Wanna view it again?
[SAM SAYING “I DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER” SCENE PLAYBACK ON COMPUTER]
Justin: Should I put this on BloopTube or on TV?
Frank: TV! TV! TV! TV! Totes TV!!!
Justin: Alright, what channel? Oleenickdon or the Network of Toons? Or the Sindey Channel?
Frank: Oleenickdon! Oleenickdon! Oleenickdon! Oleenickdon! Totes Oleenickdon!
Justin: Oleenickdon it is!
[JUSTIN SENDS THE VIDEO TO OLEENICKDON HEADQUARTERS; TIMECARD SAYING 3 DAYS LATER]
Justin: Ooh ooh ooh! Yes yes YES!!!
Justin: I got the e-mail from Oleenickdon Studios! THEY SAID YES!!!!!
Justin: I will call the show: “The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Justin Jones”!
Frank: That is the PERFECT NAME!!!!!
Justin: Ok, we’re done here.
[JUSTIN TURNS OFF CAMERA; EPISODE ENDS]