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Plot

A family goes on a trip for no reason and eventually turns around after that.

Script

MORNING. LORI is dressing up.




LORI

---------------------

Time to start the van.


LORI walks to THE VAN.


INT. THE VAN

----------------------


LORI cranks the engine.



LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI goes into the house.


LORI

------------------------

Everybody - into the van!


INT. THE VAN

------------------------

LORI drives.


LINCOLN

------------------------

Is the battery low?


LORI

------------------------

Low? What are you talking about?


THE VAN sputters.


Oh no.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to D.


It finally worked!


INT. THE VAN

------------------------

LORI drives.



LUAN

-----------------------

The big blue Disney Channel. Hahahaha, get it?


LORI

-----------------------

There is no big or blue Disney Channel anywhere.


THE ROAD turns into the 2002 Disney Channel logo.


Oh no.


Even worse,  THE VAN turns into the 2002 Disney Channel movie jingle.


We’re doomed, again!!!


2002 DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE INTRO

----------------------------------------------------

Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie.


Let’s watch...a Disney Channel movie.


We’re gonna watch...a Disney Channel movie.


Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie.


Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie, yeah!


THE VAN turns back to THE VAN.


THE ROAD turns back to THE ROAD.


LORI

------------------------------

Yes! Everything is restored!


INT. THE VAN

------------------------------

LORI drives.

LUNA

------------------------------

Let’s play guitar!


LORI

------------------------------

Never happening.


But it was too late. LUNA plays the guitar.


No! It’s too loud for me to drive! If you don’t stop, I’m going to pull over, and it will not be good at all.


LUNA doesn’t stop.


LORI

-----------------------------

That’s it! I’m pulling over, and the car will stall, starting this cranking routine all over again, and when it finally starts, you will be grounded for playing the guitar while I’m driving.


LORI pulls on the brake.


THE VAN stalls.


Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to D.


It finally worked!


INT. THE VAN

-------------------------------

LORI drives.


LENI

-------------------------------

Let me drive.


LORI

--------------

No! You’re gonna ---------


Too late. LENI has already token the wheel.


LENI crashes THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to R.



INT. THE VAN 50 SECONDS LATER

-----------------------------------------------------


LORI drives.


LYNN

-----------------------------

Let’s play football!


LORI

-----------------------------

No! Don’t play football! It cr-------------------


Too late. LYNN has started Round One.


LORI has tripped THE VAN sideways.


THE VAN stalls.


Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

A tow truck to put THE VAN back right-side up.


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


Thanks!


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


INT. THE VAN

-------------------------

LORI drives.


LUCY

------------------------

Gathering time. Let’s all read my poem. Failure.


5 MINUTES LATER

------------------------

In the darkness of the forest, the bear escaped the person. The end.


ALL

-------------------------

BOO!


LORI drives.


LOLA and LANA

------------------------

Let’s fight!


LORI

------------------------

No, no, no! Remember the swe---------------


Too late. ALL started fighting.


THE VAN stalls.


25 SECONDS LATER

-----------------------------------------------------

Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to D.


It finally worked!


INT. THE VAN

-----------------------------

LORI drives.


LISA

-----------------------------

Let’s try my new experiment!


LORI

-----------------------------

No no no no! You’re gonna make the c------


Too late. LISA already boosted his experiment.


THE VAN stalls.


Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


THAT’S IT! PEDAL TO THE METAL! I’M DONE! WE ARE TURNING AROUND!


LORI pushes the pedal to the metal.

AFTERNOON.

LINCOLN

------------------------

Is the battery low?


LORI

------------------------

Low? What are you talking about?


THE VAN sputters.


Oh no.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to D.


It finally worked!


INT. THE VAN

------------------------

LORI drives.



LUAN

-----------------------

The big blue Disney Channel. Hahahaha, get it?


LORI

-----------------------

There is no big or blue Disney Channel anywhere.


THE ROAD turns into the 2002 Disney Channel logo.


Oh no.


Even worse,  THE VAN turns into the 2002 Disney Channel movie jingle.


We’re doomed, again!!!


2002 DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE INTRO

----------------------------------------------------

Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie.


Let’s watch...a Disney Channel movie.


We’re gonna watch...a Disney Channel movie.


Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie.


Let’s watch a Disney Channel movie, yeah!


THE VAN turns back to THE VAN.


THE ROAD turns back to THE ROAD.


LORI

------------------------------

Yes! Everything is restored!


INT. THE VAN

------------------------------

LORI drives.

LUNA

------------------------------

Let’s play guitar!


LORI

------------------------------

Never happening.


But it was too late. LUNA plays the guitar.


No! It’s too loud for me to drive! If you don’t stop, I’m going to pull over, and it will not be good at all.


LUNA doesn’t stop.


LORI

-----------------------------

That’s it! I’m pulling over, and the car will stall, starting this cranking routine all over again, and when it finally starts, you will be grounded for playing the guitar while I’m driving.


LORI pulls on the brake.


THE VAN stalls.


Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to D.


It finally worked!


INT. THE VAN

-------------------------------

LORI drives.


LENI

-------------------------------

Let me drive.


LORI

--------------

No! You’re gonna ---------


Too late. LENI has already token the wheel.


LENI crashes THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to R.



INT. THE VAN 50 SECONDS LATER

-----------------------------------------------------


LORI drives.


LYNN

-----------------------------

Let’s play football!


LORI

-----------------------------

No! Don’t play football! It cr-------------------


Too late. LYNN has started Round One.


LORI has tripped THE VAN sideways.


THE VAN stalls.


Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

A tow truck to put THE VAN back right-side up.


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


Thanks!


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


INT. THE VAN

-------------------------

LORI drives.


LUCY

------------------------

Gathering time. Let’s all read my poem. Failure.


5 MINUTES LATER

------------------------

In the darkness of the forest, the bear escaped the person. The end.


ALL

-------------------------

BOO!


LORI drives.


LOLA and LANA

------------------------

Let’s fight!


LORI

------------------------

No, no, no! Remember the swe---------------


Too late. ALL started fighting.


THE VAN stalls.


25 SECONDS LATER

-----------------------------------------------------

Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


LORI puts the gear to D.


It finally worked!


INT. THE VAN

-----------------------------

LORI drives.


LISA

-----------------------------

Let’s try my new experiment!


LORI

-----------------------------

No no no no! You’re gonna make the c------


Too late. LISA already boosted his experiment.


THE VAN stalls.


Oh, no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN doesn’t start.


Great.


LORI opens advanced startup options.


LORI finds “Push-start”


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets more and more faster.


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


LORI puts the gear to D.


THE VAN stalls.


LORI pushes the clutch.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN’s cranking gets slower and slower.


LORI hears clicking.


We’re doomed, again!!!

Another family comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


LEO

---------------------------

We need to jumpstart their Vanzilla.


LEO comes to jumpstart THE VAN.


Turn the key, Lori!


LORI cranks the engine.


LORI

-----------------------

Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It---------------


THE VAN stalls.

Oh no.


LORI cranks the engine.


Come on, honey. You can do it!


THE VAN starts.


YAY! It finally started!


THE MAGIC DISNEY’S LITTLE EINSTEINS comes to fix THE VAN.


Well, at least we’re home!


LUNA, YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR PLAYING THE GUITAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING!!!!


Leni or your mom can watch you guys while I take a nap because of a headache.

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