Illusions of a White-Haired Boy is the sixteenth episode of Season 2.


Lincoln dreams in how it would be the life being european.


Lincoln is tired of being american (specially with a new president). With that all fake Taco Bell 'tacos' (commonly known as 'C*****deras'), series in declining (too many to list), and that the life in there is going to the tomb, he daydreams how it would be the life being part of Europe. The scene cuts to Scotland (in a fictional world where this UK entity is independent). Where the Scottish Lincoln is planting some thistles, potatos, and vegetables. The Scottish Leni calls him to come to dinner. In the way, the Scottish Lincoln tells the viewer the life in Scotland. With a high HDI, the life in there is good. Cleaner air, grasslands, and some cities. Since Scotland leaved the European Union in order to be more independient, the Scottish economy had supperated the UK's one. But there's also a problem, some species can be poisonous, that british english that the United Kingdom leaved them, and not a very social life. Back to the reality, American Lincoln thinks in another country, this time he chooses Norway. Altough is the country with better quality life, it makes too cold there. Other way is Slovakia, that is a middle point in the two previous countries. At end American Lincoln doesn't decides to which country be, so he accepts his american life and goes to sleep.


  • There's possible there are some errors, that's because I don't know too much of that countries
  • It's the first episode to have a bad word (altough censored), this caused the rating elevate from TV-Y7-FV to TV-PG-D. 
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Season 1 · Lincoln Leaves?! · Getting Back · Hot Jacuzzi · Home Alone · Almost All's Better in Family · Ghost Effect · Locked In · Clyde Moves · Around the World I II III · What Will Happen If...? I II · Too Many Places! · A Clone for Every Sister · Sight-O-Ween · Ice Law · 1 vs. 10 I II III

Season 2 · A Very Loud Christmas · High Heel · The Loudest Dreams I II · Coupon Crazyness · Exchanging Pizzas · Tattoo Nightmare · Formal Event · Lincoln Dyes · Cooking Fails · Like a Gum · The Light Curse · Dude, That's My Body · Superjoin Me! · Normal Kid · Try to Catch Me! · Illusions of a White-Haired Boy · Pyramid Scheme · IKEA Frenzy · Get Loud! · All in an Hotel · Sorry, But I Can't · Opposites · Insert Episode Title Here · Good Ol' Lincoln · Amnesia-Loud · Assistant Day · Heavenly Prankster · Lincoln's Book · Louds on the Run! I II III

Season 3 · Castaway · We're Not Alone · Mission: Back to Home · Taking a Break · A Birthday Away from Home · FIRE! · Exotic Tastes · Goodbye, Island

Season 4 · Welcome Back, Louds! · Six Months Later · Lily's Day Out · 4 vs. 4 vs. 4 · Technology Trouble · Dimension Lost · Lucky Seven · What Am I? · Monopoliloud · Six Flags, Twelve Guys · New Girl in Town · Literally! · Going Viral · Four Lincolns and a Girlfriend · Pink and Blue · 76 Gas Stop · Pinball Panic · The Tooth Hurts · Beware with Bets · 8-Ball Luck · Cannonball! · Bomb Message · Frozen, But Not on Ice · Music Video · 1% Battery · I Also Exist · Lin-Lang · Tetra-Loud · Soda for Sale · Nomi-Loud-ted for an Oscar I II · I Scream for Paintballs! · Silly Superstitions · The Great Pudding Robbery · Klingon Loud · Psychic Madame · Darkness Awaken · Tales from the Loud House · Loud House: The Musical · Homeless

Season 5 · 11 Eiffel Towers · France and Fragance · Lily's Everywhere! · Bon Voyage · Extreme Makeover: Loud House Edition · The House Economy; According to Lincoln Loud · A Clock O'Trouble · Feud with the Food · A Loud in the Clouds · One House Divided · Two at the Price of One · Flying Out of the Nest · Shock Therapy · Wild Over Two · Operation: L.O.U.D. · Unfunny · Parent Peril · An Island Near New Caledonia