Good Ol' Lincoln is the twenty-fifth episode of Season 2.


An invention of Lisa fails (again), and the siblings have different ages that they should have.


It's friday night and Lisa is making her new invention (the sixth in this season): the Age-Timer 5000. The idea of the product is, example: You are a teenager and you want to play at the McDonalds playground without being judged, so the Age-Timer 5000 does that. You put the age you want to have, and shoot yourself. Voila, you have 7 years now, go to play and re-enjoy your infancy.

Now Lisa needed a 'lab rat' to test the machine. Because nobody wanted to be that, Lisa shot herself, with the machine configurated at 10 years old. So Lisa made her a pre-teenager. After Lincoln saw 10-year old Lisa, he also wanted to be older.

So Lincoln went to Lisa's room, and turned on the machine. He adjusted the gun to turn him a 21-year old adult. This worked, so Lincoln could be capable of seeing R-rated films without actually waiting 8 years. Altough something don't got well, because when Lincoln leaved, Lola and Lana started fighting about the machine. Because the last person to use the pistol was Lincoln, the buttons maked his age changes. In the fight Lana presses the fast-forward button. So Lincoln started to getting older, and older (like the episode's title). When the button was un-pressed, Lincoln exited the cinema, as a 65-year old man.

When old Lincoln arrived home (with too much tiredness), the other sisters had different ages that they should have. The younger were older, the older were younger, etc. 10-year old Lisa arrived, and (because she still had her intelligence (rare, because usually you get dumber at 6)) tried to calm down the siblings. Now Lisa shot them with the machine, one-per-one. Including her, got back to a 6-year old kid. Now the siblings agreed to get rid off the machine. So Lisa puts it in the trash can.

When they leaved, 3-year old Lily went to the trashcan, and grabbed the gun. She started to press keys at random. But she makes the command '504'. And when she pointed to her head, and shot. She was only a mess of dust.

After noticing this, Lisa tried to undo the machine effects. So she created the Age-Timer 5100, which also has the capability of reconstruct people from dust. But the wind came, and it blowed the dust far away. So the siblings, with InaVacs 710 (innalambric vacuums), started suck everything in the air. Later they had all the Lily's dust. So Lisa put the dust in a jar, and shot it with the Age-Timer 5100. Lily had came back to home, alive, as a baby.

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Season 1 · Lincoln Leaves?! · Getting Back · Hot Jacuzzi · Home Alone · Almost All's Better in Family · Ghost Effect · Locked In · Clyde Moves · Around the World I II III · What Will Happen If...? I II · Too Many Places! · A Clone for Every Sister · Sight-O-Ween · Ice Law · 1 vs. 10 I II III

Season 2 · A Very Loud Christmas · High Heel · The Loudest Dreams I II · Coupon Crazyness · Exchanging Pizzas · Tattoo Nightmare · Formal Event · Lincoln Dyes · Cooking Fails · Like a Gum · The Light Curse · Dude, That's My Body · Superjoin Me! · Normal Kid · Try to Catch Me! · Illusions of a White-Haired Boy · Pyramid Scheme · IKEA Frenzy · Get Loud! · All in an Hotel · Sorry, But I Can't · Opposites · Insert Episode Title Here · Good Ol' Lincoln · Amnesia-Loud · Assistant Day · Heavenly Prankster · Lincoln's Book · Louds on the Run! I II III

Season 3 · Castaway · We're Not Alone · Mission: Back to Home · Taking a Break · A Birthday Away from Home · FIRE! · Exotic Tastes · Goodbye, Island

Season 4 · Welcome Back, Louds! · Six Months Later · Lily's Day Out · 4 vs. 4 vs. 4 · Technology Trouble · Dimension Lost · Lucky Seven · What Am I? · Monopoliloud · Six Flags, Twelve Guys · New Girl in Town · Literally! · Going Viral · Four Lincolns and a Girlfriend · Pink and Blue · 76 Gas Stop · Pinball Panic · The Tooth Hurts · Beware with Bets · 8-Ball Luck · Cannonball! · Bomb Message · Frozen, But Not on Ice · Music Video · 1% Battery · I Also Exist · Lin-Lang · Tetra-Loud · Soda for Sale · Nomi-Loud-ted for an Oscar I II · I Scream for Paintballs! · Silly Superstitions · The Great Pudding Robbery · Klingon Loud · Psychic Madame · Darkness Awaken · Tales from the Loud House · Loud House: The Musical · Homeless

Season 5 · 11 Eiffel Towers · France and Fragance · Lily's Everywhere! · Bon Voyage · Extreme Makeover: Loud House Edition · The House Economy; According to Lincoln Loud · A Clock O'Trouble · Feud with the Food · A Loud in the Clouds · One House Divided · Two at the Price of One · Flying Out of the Nest · Shock Therapy · Wild Over Two · Operation: L.O.U.D. · Unfunny · Parent Peril · An Island Near New Caledonia