The american, italian, and japanese Lincolns make a competition for seeing what's the best pizza.
Lincoln is alone in home, again, and he has a craving for pizza. But he don't wants from Domino's or Pizza Hut. No, he wants a pizza from Italy. So he contacts his italian self to bring him a pizza. The italian one says that he will bring the pizza in four hours. In that time the japanese Lincoln arrived. The american asked him why he's in the United States, because Japan is technically superior. The japanese answered that he's tired of seeing anime all day, and he wants to watch a little of western shows. He also had bring a pizza (from Pizza-LA). This invites american Lincoln to grab a slice, in change of an american pizza slice. There was a little of time before the italian arrives, so the american one runs to the nearest pizzeria (which is located only three blocks away). While this was coming back with the pizza to the house, the italian had arrived, asking why the japanese is in there with a pizza. He answers that it was to try an american pizza, but the american Lincoln haven't came yet. Both start to argue for which pizza is better, they almost fight, until the american entered to the house. Both japanese and italian asked the american why the other is there. The american says that each other is there because the japanese and american wanted to eat a foreign pizza, for trying that their pizza is best (well, at least the italian and japanese). Because they can't decide which is better, american calls Clyde to come to home and try the three pizzas. He also can't decide which's better, so the three Lincolns agree on not questioning foreign pizzas never more.